What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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