Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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