I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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