he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
we're making bets on your personal life
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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