fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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