vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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