we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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