he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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