He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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