so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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