I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
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I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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