all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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