what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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