It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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