We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Randomize
