eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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