It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
You brought string cheese to the strip club
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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