She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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