Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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