If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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