My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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