Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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