She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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