did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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