Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
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