i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
ok first of all what the fuck
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Randomize