I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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