In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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