it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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