i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
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