come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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