It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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