So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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