just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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