Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Randomize
