we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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