is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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