i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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