Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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