I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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