on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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