ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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