you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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