so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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