i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
