I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Randomize