Dual....:-)
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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