Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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