Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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