Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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