On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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