dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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